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5th May 2010

Post reblogged from Shit Randy Hates with 43 notes

9. Running Your Fucking Mouth

shitrandyhates:

Before I get into this, here’s some backstory about me: I’m 32.  I just (and I mean like, two weeks ago) returned to college after a seven-year break after being fired from my shitty (albeit well-paid) tech support job.  Now, instead of making money like a productive member of society should, I’m back in school, re-learning shit I’ve forgotten thanks to the modern advent of late-night informercials and huffing gold spray paint.  Needless to say, I’m taking college a bit more seriously this time around, especially since my unemployment claim was shot down (and more on THAT particular gold nugget in a later rant).

Now that that’s out of the way, here is a letter I wrote in my own blood and then burned to ash in a circle of black candles in the middle of the woods on my way home from class today.

Dear Creepy Old Guy That Sits Next to Me In Math Class:

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I really could staple those creepy old guys.

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  1. hackhaus reblogged this from shitrandyhates and added:
    really could staple those
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  3. babycakesss reblogged this from shitrandyhates and added:
    should read this…
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  6. downwithmouse reblogged this from shitrandyhates and added:
    This should be required reading...all Swarthmore College students.
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