Freezing til Friday
Frost tomorrow morning. Are you kidding me. #@$%#@%$@#%$@
I came back to UW with the warmest things being my hoodies and my thin jeans. What do I get? Two tickets to Freezerland, and they’re a one-way ride.
I think I have a crush on Scarlett Johansson. Meow. She forcibly made me remember the one reason why Catwoman was a profitable movie: Sexy woman + leather action suit = Is watching. I wish I knew how to get her awesome curls, I didn’t look that bad when I accidentally waved my hair a few weeks ago.
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NTS: - RAID for when the warm weather brings back those ants and spiders. I have a knack for spotting those stupid tiny disgusting creatures of unspeakable crawly evil.
- Bus tickets on saturday. Find out what time, to and from Toronto, from Kevin. Honestly how does he expect me to just… do, with so little information.. sigh
- On that note: Find some decent binoculars. Dollar store perhaps? Because my eyes suck at focusing, and thus the baseball game will totally suck otherwise.
- Also. GO TO CLASS. ARGH I HATE MY SCHEDULE BUT I MUST GO. GO! GOGOGOGOGO!
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If I can finally find myself a semi-permanent location to stay, maybe I can one day go wandering around toronto with Kevin… that would be nice… I really want to just spend a few days in the city not worrying about anything.
My time in vancouver was much too short, I’m still high-strung from last term. Plus sickness. Shit on my life. Ugh. Well maybe this weekend I can just chillax at that random baseball game and let some stress out screaming at people running in a diamond with fat asses. =D
I will find my ideal weekend yet. Don’t underestimate my need for fun. +_+
Massage therapy? Hm.
I am so sick.
This flu/fever/cold mess just does not go away.
Leave me alone ROARRR
Side note: must test out heel grips. Specially the gel ones.
Oh and my BB 9000 is looking even more like Iron Man since watching the second movie.. Yay Fe
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HATE!
I hate it when people say Christina Aguilera is copying Lady Gaga. They look so similar in many ways, that when you put them on a MV with the following:
- Shiny blur motion effects
- Grind them on some boy or girl
- Insert pvc/corsets/leather/whips/chains/heavy makeup
YES. THEY LOOK SIMILAR. So what?
Madonna’s worse, but you don’t say a lot about mizz old shit cause she’s legend.
Aguilera’s got much more pumped vocals, and Gaga’s the It person of the moment.. plus a little surprise down there. Well. Christina might have a surprise too, with the way she used to(?) act. Did marriage even do anything to her, other than her hairstyle?
Either way. Stop it.
Or i’ll pull out your intestines and shape them into ‘<3 Gaga’ in cursive writing above your head - as you lie twitching, pissing and shitting on the floor. Then, I’ll act like a 10 year old and rant “Christina was here first! Christina was here first! Gaga’s the stripper copy! Gaga’s the stripper copy!” whilst dancing in circles with a creepy Bratz doll clutched in one hand and a glamour magazine in the other.
What’s wrong with those dolls anyway? I fucking hate those dolls.
Hey, tumblr is good for rants. Thumbs up.
Dow Bows Down. →
Holy Shit! Greek debt fear freaked the Dow Jones numbers. Or something.
Don’t take me for any kind of expert, that’s what the link is for. But what the fuck, WHY is it a bigger drop than any day in the Lehman brothers shit? Maybe its the lack of stability following those stock massacres, hmm… Meh. Whatever. lack of expertise = lack of interest in the horrors ahead. Maybe when I’m older. o-O
Popsicle. HAX!!!!!111
Why the fuck is it so cold in my room? I’m getting a fucking thermometer to keep track of the number of degrees of heat lingering about, because wearing a sweatshirt in the middle of May in my own bedroom is just ridonkulus. Where do they even sell thermometers nowadays? Will visit strange dollar stores in the mall this weekend. They used to have those overly flowered ones as magnets, yeah?
Notes To Self 1
Due to my severely distracted nature, I need to write many notes on things to do, things to buy, wishlist, birthdays, info on a person…
I find it easier to write notes where they are easily accessible.
Testing Tumblr with a few uncritical things, to observe my memory retaining potential using this.. ‘Medium’?. =D lol.
But being distracted by mobile tumblr features, I have just forgotten what I needed to remember. Shit. Ahh.. Let’s just brainstorm stuff I need to do now! Hahaha..
-Think of a potential 4th course for this term! Art, music, econ, religion, french sounds tedious.. List of courses I was interested in last term!
-Go shopping on saturday @mall with kevin. Get: converse style shoes but comfy, heel wraps (payless?),.. Ohyeah, a swim top ^^
-MLB game on 15th for Kikis bday. Present? Team colours?
-Start thinking of the bf birthday present. Sigh, I suck so bad with anything bday related..
-Write notes in class. Maybe a notes seminar? I know its pure luck I’ve survived thus far with such crap study skills. Or lack thereof. Either way, pure utter jack-crap.
Dont mind my oddities, I’m one of the less hazardous strange beings around. >P
Unless angered. Then PH33R M3 B1Z|\|4+CH35!!! Bwahaha.
slp taim kthx baiz.
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9. Running Your Fucking Mouth
Before I get into this, here’s some backstory about me: I’m 32. I just (and I mean like, two weeks ago) returned to college after a seven-year break after being fired from my shitty (albeit well-paid) tech support job. Now, instead of making money like a productive member of society should, I’m back in school, re-learning shit I’ve forgotten thanks to the modern advent of late-night informercials and huffing gold spray paint. Needless to say, I’m taking college a bit more seriously this time around, especially since my unemployment claim was shot down (and more on THAT particular gold nugget in a later rant).
Now that that’s out of the way, here is a letter I wrote in my own blood and then burned to ash in a circle of black candles in the middle of the woods on my way home from class today.
Dear Creepy Old Guy That Sits Next to Me In Math Class:
I really could staple those creepy old guys.
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